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Never Eat More Than You Can Lift!

Never Eat More Than You Can Lift! is a new column named after the author’s popular book, the title of which is a quote from Sharon’s soul sister—the eminent icon of porcine pulchritude, Miss Piggy. Don’t let the title fool you, this column is definitely not about dieting but rather an eclectic mix of subjects that will change monthly depending on the whim of its creator. So sit back, enjoy and, most of all, have fun with Never Eat More Than You Can Lift!

Thank You, Johnny Appleseed
"Oh, here am I, 'neath the blue, blue sky, doing as I please,
Humming with the hummingbirds,
Buzzing with the bees . . . . "

Strawberry Fields Forever
"Let me take you down 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields
Nothing is real/ And nothing to get hung about
Strawberry Fields forever."

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